Monday, April 19, 2010

10 Disturbing Kids' Movies

1. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie - Those miniature abominations were sure to haunt your eight year-old dreams.

2.Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - "There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going..."

3.The Dark Crystal - Giant, nightmarish versions of Big Bird...

4. Return to Oz - Oh my god, those goddamn Wheelers were just the worst part of a movie filled to the brim with creepiness.

5. The Last Unicorn - The Red Bull running in slow motion = pretty terrifying.

6. The Secret of NIMH - Nicodemus!

7. Watcher in the Woods - This is a kids' movie?  Seriously?  Didn't go into the woods next to our house for WEEKS after seeing this one.

8. The Neverending Story - Holy crap, even the good guys were creepy in this one.  Especially that Willy Wonka-ish dude who rode the snail.

9. Labyrinth - Pretty much everything Bowie-related in this one will creep you out.

10. Dumbo - Those pink elephants and that music...

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